• I Dont like assholes.
  
  
• My control over my temper has the range of a teaspoon.
  
  
• This gay blog may look messy/screwed up in IE.
  
  
• Figure how to figure this blog out, you fucking jackass.
  
  
• rip all you want, I dont give a fucking shit.
  
  
• You dont like me?The get the fuck out of here.

>> Monday, May 28

this new song is dedicated to CHU YI'S FAVOURITE God =)
hope he enjoys it.
IT ROX MAN ><
paterlin say " bu hao ting " =.=
nicer den your JAZZ music lor =P

>>

YAY finally changed my blog skin.
thanks to su ian
THANK YOU SU IAN
grace u take 1week to change my skin
she 5mins
=.=
thanks anyway grace
im so bored wif maple
i tml go swim swim wif su ian n wen min
BYEBYE

>> Saturday, May 26

sians lol can anyone tell me how to switch html?
i blog noob =.=
ANYWAY
GRACE.
MY BLOGSKIN =.=

>> Friday, May 25

OMG TODAY SUIAN STOMACH CRAMP N YESTERDAY TIO DC !!
SU IAN DUN BE SAD CHEER UP *HUGHUG* =)
GET WELL SOONGET WELL SOON.

>>

EEE fun week!
[u]MONDAY[/u]
hmm..did the underline thing work?
=.=
anyway...
i think its today la hor...we sing national anthem it rained
then vice principal scold us
say she girls school and tat the girls dont SCREAM LIKE dunno wad under the rain
whatever~
den P.E
I SO EXCITED LOR
ON MONTH OF P.E NO HAB LEI!
FINALLY PE!!!1
FINALLY
FINALLY.
SO I DAMN ENTHU
I WAS JUMPING LIKE SIAOZ
DEN I WHACK SU IAN'S SPECS O.O??
WTF?
DEN WE ALL GO HALL TO PLAY NET BALL!
YAYY!!!!
LIKE CAPTAINS BALLS!
oops...i mean ball*
den...*su ian dun xiang wai... i noe u thining dirty now=.=*
den chu yi serve the ball...I JUMP!!
HIYA!!! MUZ SAVE THE ___ING BALL!
den i [u] ACCIDENTALLY [/u]
smashed the ball onto li pin's face
OMG!
SORRRY LI PIN!!
DEN I wan pass the ball to rachael...she captain merhs
SO I
HIGH BALL!!! YAARHS!
den i throw wrong =,=
out...
sobsob...
afterwards the ball out den juliana wanna take
so i gib her lor
den i pass the ball to her
SHE NEVER HOLD
OMFG!
I SMASHED THE BALL ONTO HER FACE
WHAT THE F IS WRONG WIF ME.
den we scored and su ian =,=
did the I-GALLOP
DANCE DEN JINGLE SOMEMORE WORXX
xD
=X
after wards norm lesson =.= cb
[u] TUESDAY [/u]
i was on the train....den i saw this fat woman
look dam gan chiong
den reach YCK liao
i oso walking out hor
she WHACKED my BACK
and pushed me aside ande run out of the train
what the fuck la
fuck u la cb woman
i oso wan go out rite?
na beh u bloody bitch!
den THE DOOR CLOSE
i go ang mo kio den TAKE THE FUCKING TRAIN BAK TO YCK -,-
_____________!!!!!
afterwards i realised i FORGOT TO BRING RUBBER COCKROACHES FOR
XIAOYE
tooot~!
nvm...
den we go
SCIENCE CENTRE!!
so we all enthu lor
den on the bus nth to do so
I CHALLENGED MISS JEN JEN
SAY 'HELLO' TO ANYONE PASSING BY
wtf all ignore me...only one auntie was a good sport xD
den reach science centre.... we had to build structures
den i was in su ians team but other
teams short of ppl
so Vel kicked me out...cb
so i go timmothy's group
den the structure was like...slanted?
so i made pillars
tats all i did...
THATS ALL.
den we won so su ian n wen min was like
'KENNEEERTH! KENNERTH! KENNEEEEERTH! KENNERTH!'
i was like =.-?
den i say 'i did very little..'
DEN U NOE WAD TEA MO TEE SAID?
TEA MO TEE SCREAMED AND POINT AT ME ' HE NEVER EVEN DO ANYTHING.'
WHATEVER~
i shall NOT get angry over this
i will NOT
get pimples over this hrmph.
while walking out woodgrove entered...I SAW
AH MENG'S CLONE OMFG!
OMFG= OH MY FISHING GOODNESS!
anyway it was freetime den i wanted go MACDONALDS
su ian was like ' aiya go out lor' den walk out
so i tot ok...so i oso walk out
den WE FOUND OUT WE MUST TAKE THE REENTRY PASS
a chop
and we DIDNT.
OMFG.
den wen min chop on the hand liao come out
she was like....'ok lets try...'
den she take su ian's hand and pressed her hand on su ians hand
SURPRISINGLY
IT WORKED.
THE EXACT CHOP WAS ON HER HAND O_o
science centre muz change chop le =X
den we saw Issac Newton climbing the rope
if u look properly his face like pained expression
like he fucking the rope liddat
den wen min made the noise "ngggh neergh nergh...ngh....NGH....ngh..."
afterwards i told choon yiang
HE WAS LIKE OMG?
HE SAID " NGH NGH NGH NGH NGH NGHNGHNGHNGHNGHNGH"
OMG MACHINE GUN ???
SICK.
after tat we played sudoku
den su ian showed me the 'W' sign which meant whatever~
LOL den i show
'W' den change to 'D' = wadder xD
sudoku sux =.=
its so hard
den we go home lor
[u] WEDNESDAY [/u]
if im not wrong i think is today larhs SOMEONE catch nic n Vel's sox
den wanted to cut it off...
lol.
den one guy talk bak to Mr.Ng
omg! he NEVER DIE BEFORE?!?!
make mr.Ng pissed liek siaoZ
aft tat we found out tat he actually had a mental condition o.O
nth liaos
oh ya today so got dram,a yay! finally
den i buying chicken porridge
got one fucking upper sec come
nvm coz porridge
havent ready
i waiting den he take his order lah
den my porridge okay liao lor he dun wan move to let auntie gif me the porridge
auntie say "boy excuse awhile"
he buay song
den while i taking my porridge
he shout
"BOY SICK AH?"
wtf i feel like saying
" YA I SEE YR COCK FACE I OSO SICK
FUCK OFF LA U SO FUCKING UGLY WAN SCOLD ME?
KAO BEH"
but i nvr coz DM very close =)
[u] THURSDAY [/u]
today we do science experiment lor
den hor sianz leh
thermometer someone broke it den the whole floor all mercury or something liddat OMG!
POISON!!
=.=
den tats not the most EXCITING PART
THE MOST EXCITING PART WAS WHEN I GO TOILET
THIS FUCKING ASSHOLES
DUNNO WHO THIER MOTHER IS
[u] THREATEN ME.ACT PAI KIA, U WAN COME FAK WIF ME...U REGRET LATER
i tell me godfather ONE WORD.
just ONE WORD
u'll be scared until yr bals drop off
very pro hor?
corner me
4ppl gang wor....
CORNER ME WOR
dey say ' ah boy come this school dun meet gangsters ah....u meet gangsters
waD u do?
call teacher? call parent?'
den one teacher walk pass ignore me
wa lao teacher u ignore me? i being bullied leh
den dey say 'u see even teacher scared of us
dun care abt u...wad u going to do?"
den i act blur i shrug my shoulders
den dey say " ah u see....dun meet gangsters
so now how leh??"
i shrug my shoulders
" so now say 'byebye' to me lor!"
"BYEBYE~~"
i wave bak
wad the fak if u DARE lay another drop of yr SPIT on my CLEAN face UNLIKE YR S
ALL LUMPY
IF U DARE.
IF U DARE.
u see wad happen to u
my seniors all got reall gangs
MY GOD fathers BEST buddy is
from secret society
IF U DARE.
come.
all im afraid of
is u coming to beg me to ask my god father
call ppl off ask dem
stop tracking u
i wouldnt want tat
u noe y?
coz tat is UTTERLY disgusting
go home n fak yr gandparents if
'u really nothing to do
or better yet
wash yr cock in the toilet bowl its very dirty im sure
since all of u fak ONE mother each night
fivesome ah?
fuck u la.
think sec one easy bully?
watch out for real gangster.and im not bragging.
so next time u see another sec1 which looks innocent
FUCK OFF.
U IAN TELL ME ARHS I WAN UPDATE ON THURSDAY
[u] FRIDAY [/u]
today nothing la juz do the science experiment lor
den we go fitness corner play~~
den i show my skills wif the monkey bar n the wadever bar xD
i pro
jkjk...
den i try POLEDANCING !!! wait tat was thrusday
oh ya today is ye lao shi the last day!
omg!
ye lao shi how can u liddat!
muz gimmie yr blog so i can daily tag xp
haiz
sian tag alot liao i dun wan tag le BYEBYE. I'll change song

>> Saturday, May 19

u trampled on me,u stomped on me,u broke me,u tore me apart,u crushed me,u hurt me so badly even after i dug my heart out for u,the thing i have not offered to anyone yet,u hurt me
so badly even after i was always there for you.u made me feel depressed,u tore my heart apart,u crushed,trampled,stomped,and kicked it to the side.
but its okay...I'll try harder...
Even so, u continue to hurt me
ignoring me and kicking me to the side
rejecting me
and ripping my open heart apart
it hurts
not the hole which i have dug into my chest or the abuse u gave me
but the times when u are sad
U hurt me day and night
but
...


...............
..
................
the most important thing was that


.............
........................
......... .......

..................
.......
............
.....................
.........
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you smiled.

>>

sians..
this song weird weird one...
anyways
in maple
i finally lvl 40!
well, close enuf to 40
aye good liao hor!
sians
su ian never play maple wif me
=.=
audi oso
GRACE AH...
never help me change blogskin xP
u guys know the singapore zoo polar bear?
Inuka?
i like his name man
very cool
Inuka
Inuka...
Inuka....
hahax
sian today never see her at all
only tok for awhile..
i no more hip hop lessons
...
i dont blame u SU IAN
i really dont.
maybe me n Gio going to take hip hop lessons togetehr
OR MAYBE I TAKE IT ALONE.
haiz
whatever lor
i found some cute pics on the net
i'll put it here for u all to see
sians
i know my blog boring
im juz posting for the fun of it
fuck u m.e.l fuck u m.s.o
i hate u two
I ONLY SYMPATHIZE YR PARENTS M.E.L N M.S.O
U GUYS ONLY SHOW PPL OF YR POOR UPBRINGING
ONE DUNNO WHERE HIS MOUTH IS
EAT UNTIL EYE GOT SUSHI RICE
ONE PRACTISE FAVOURTISM.
I SPEAKS POORLY OF YR CHARACTE!
TWO WORDS FOR THE TWO OF U
APPALLING N *something*
U GUYS A UTTERLY DISGRACEFUL.
I HATE U TWO
FUCK U.
U SHOULD BE THankful tat God loves everyone.
u are his creations
dont spawn hate between his creations.
He loves u
make Him proud.
LOL CHU YI DID I SAY ANYTHING WRONG HERE?
im not a christian n dunno abt wad is OFFENSIVE
but i noe M.E.L N M.S.O FACE IS FREAKING OFFENSIVE.
=) HAPPY HOLIDAYS...
ALMOST ALL MY SENIORS GO TAMAN NEGARA CAMP LE
DEY SAY THE TOILET SUX
INDEX 1-20 TOILET STILL OK
25-40 THE TOILET SUX LIKE HELL
wa lao i scared
i index39
llater bathe halfway got leech crawl up the wall
EEEEEK!
i hope tat happens to xiao ye!
but this time a cockroach
juz kidding hahas =)
stil gt 2yrs to go~
byebye everyone...i go listen to music
i no more x2 exp lazy to train maple le

>> Friday, May 18

this week was the langfest and it was so much fun.
...


....


...


yeah rite.
i have learnt many things....
i have learnt...
1)that u can scold ppl wif the following.
'I SYMPATHIZE YOUR PARENTS"
"IT ONLY SPEAKS POORLY OF YR UPBRINGING"
"ITS SPEAKS OF POOR CHARACTER"
2) I HAVE LEARNT THAT FREAKING HAIRY
GORRILLAS CAN SCOLD STUDENTS 'MORONS'
WHEN SHE HERSELF IS A MORON.
AN OXYMORON AT THAT.

DURING THE GLOBETROTTERS.
WE WENT AROUND PLAYING.
WE WENT TO PARIS N ALL THAT SHIT.
GREAT BRITAN!!! WOOOO!!!!
k whatEVER.

den AMAZING RACE.
we didnt even boither to do.
mount SI NAI ( xi nai - drink milk)
WAS AT THE GALLERY.
FAIRYGODMOTHER BLUFF US
SAY IT WAS AT MOSES BLOCK.


THANKS FAIRY.

THAT WORKED.

DEN DEY SHOWED US SOME LAME MOVIES....
DEN THE SECOND MOVIE '3FEET APART'
DEY SHOW PPL FUCKING
REAL SEX
BABY!
CARTOON PORN AT SCHOOL!
wooooooooooo!
k lame.
so.
dunno when Su Ian needed to NEEEAO NEEAO.
SO SHE WALKED OUT OF THE HALL.
nicholas asked me
'who was that?'
i said 'Su Ian lor'
he said 'I THOUGHT TAT WAS A MOP."
so bad rite?
wakakakakaakakakakak
den JOEY SNAPPED AT ME SAYING I 'NEVER DO ANYTHING AND MAKE COMMENTS' when all i said was
'yeah! langfest today!Let's make it suck!'
kao beh liddat tio scolding

AFTER THAT LANGFEST OVER.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
YEAH MAN LANG FEST OVER
DEN I THROW MY TIE AT XIAOLANJIAO
SHE 'AAARGH! KACUA!"
DEN AFTERNOON I PUT MY HANDS AT HER FACE SHE SCREAM 'KACUA!'
I SCARED HER
MANY TIMES.MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
THE END.
WHAT THE FUCK
8.46 CHANNEL 8 SHOW TAT FUNNY MEH?
MY GRANDMA LAUGHING LIKE PSYCHOTIC IDIOT.
what the fuck.
fuck M.E.L <<<>
FUCK M.S.O <<
FUCK @$@$<
happy fucking.
oh ya dudes n dudettes,listen finish to this conversation its fcking funny....after it 'ended' wait 1min one last scream from the indian. xD

>> Friday, May 11

AMULET! SCARE TT FKER AWAY, SO
THAT FKER OSO NOT HAPPY
WIF THE FUCKI U SONG?
HOW ABOUT I PUT


POKEMON SONG?
IS IT YOUR AGE RANGE?
I THINK SO SINCE YOU'RE SO FCKING IMMATURE
SEE EVEN YE LAO SHI THINK THE TSPOON SONG
IS NICE
ITS ONLY U
URE THE CAUSE OF MY FCKING MISERY
U FCKING ASS HOLE
OR IS THIS TOO CHEEM FOR U? POKEMON SONG
U LIKE HOR?
NA BEH NOT HAPPY WIF MY BLOG SONG DUN
COME LA
'SEX ON THE BEACH' BY Tspoon
IS NICE JUZ TT U HAVE NO
APPRECIATION FOR IT

FUCK U

>>

>> Thursday, May 10

give me 5 minutes of screaming...





YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY*GASP*YA


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AAAAAAAAAY YAYYAYYAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AAAAAAAAAA


AA


AAY





EXAMS R OVER!!!


WOOOOOOOOOHOOOO


NOW TO ADRESS A FEW ISSUES...


I HAVE CHANGED MY BLOG SONG...AGAIN.....


TO SHITTY MUSIC BECOZ MANY PPL WERE UNHAPPY ABOUT "SEX ON THE BEACH"


BY Tspoon


SO I HAVE CHANGED IT TO SHITTY MUSIC


U GOT A PROBLEM?


U WAN WAD SONG TO PUT I HELP U PUT...TELL ME ON THE TAG BOARD


WHAT IS WRONG WIF U PPL?


ITS A NICE SONG LA JUZ TAT ITS LYRICS


R PERVERTED


ADMIT IT ITS NICE,IT ROCKX,ITS BEACH MUSIC


AND U JUZ LUF IT.








WHY DON"T U PPL JUZ




















LIVE WIF IT HM?

















ANY MY BLOG RITE? =.=


ZZZZZZZZZZZZ


NOT HAPPY WIF TIS SONGS COZ IT SUCKS


AND IT OBVIOUSLY DOES DEN TELL ME WAD SONG TO PUT ON MY TAG BOARD


TELL ME


TEL ME LA!


THIS SONG CANNOT TAT SONG CANNOT


DEN TELL ME WAD TO PUT LA U FUCKING ASSHOLE


SERIOUSLY


GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND FALL OFF THE BED IF


U NTH TO DO.


U DONT EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BLOG


U WANNA CRITICIZE PEOPLE


EVEN IF U DO HAVE A BLOG I WILL SPAM U LIKE


MAD


EVERYONE U NOE Y THIS FUCKING BASTARD


NO BLOG?


COZ HES A BLOODY BITCH IN THE HEAD AND
HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A BLOG
THIS IS MY BLOG
U WAN IT?
U CANT HAVE IT
MY BLOG NICE RITE? COZ U DONT HAVE ONE
YR BORN FUCKING STUPID
LIVE WIF IT MAN
SON OF A BITCH CRITIZE PPL...NO WONDER
U SO DAMN UGLY AND FAT
U SO BLOODY FAT AND DISGUSTING
DEN TRY TO BE A GOOD PERSON CAN?
I GUESS NOT.
U BLOODY FUCKER
GO AND SHIT YOUR WHOLE COCK OUT OF YR ASS LA
MOTHER FUCKING HELL.
YOURE JUZ AS BAD AS THE FUCKING BITCH M.E.L

M - MOTHER FUCKING

S-SHITTY

O-OGRE

FUCK U three

>> Wednesday, May 9

yooo all....TODAY WAS MY MATH TEST AND...IT WAS DAMMNED FREAKIINN HARD.
CB.
AFTER THE EXAM I ASKED MANY PPL TEY SAY EASY WOR...
DEN PAPER1 HARD...
WHAT THE FUCK?
PAPER 1 IS EASY DE LA!
THEN THIS MORNING I SAW A CERTAIN FISH MONGER RUNNING TO THE DRINK STORY
A CERTAIN FISHMONGER "LAI AH LAI AH 2$ 3KILO OF FISH AH! PIAN YI AH!"

MOTHER FUCK HER LA NA BEH...LAM PA BITCH
i will never forgive her.....



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NEVER!

................
MY NEW SONG NICE HOR?
ITS CALLED
I WANNA HAVE SEX ON THE BEACH BY Tspoon

it rox baby!


today shi fu never talk to me at all.... =(
shi fu u angry at tu di ah?
and rachael i link u ler
anybody who wan me link dem plz taggie at my blog....
THIS NEW SONG IS NICE MAN


i oni noe chorus...sian...
"OOOOUWH OOOHAAAEEEOOH...I WANNA HAVE


SEX

ON THE BEACH!

CMON EVERYBODY~



SEX(emphasis)


ON THE BEACH
cmon move yr bodyah!

kk sick...

ah...SU IAN CAN PLAY AUDI AND MAPLE!!




SU IAN WO AI NI!
in a friend way
duh~

audi chiong!!

>> Thursday, May 3

my midyear easy maaan...i gonna pass wif flyin colours! today gort cockcroach run in the canteen xiao ye was like


.............

...........................

..

................
..... ............


"OH MY GAW* GET TAT F_KING COCKCROACH AWAY FROM ME"
den wen ming kick towards xiao ye
....
...........
...
"AAAAAAAAGGH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGH!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
den xiao ye run away screaming becoz of e cockroach

den we all laugh
den nicolas go KICK the roach ....it stripped itself
EW~
it opened its wings and show us its belly the __ing cockroach
P.S : " __" as a substitute for FUCK compliments from shi fu A.K.A extremely freakishlly terrified of cockcroaches.

den we got history test
EASY PEASY MAN
DEN HOR.....



HOR....
WAS RECESS AND
D&T TEST ALL TAT FUCKING STUFF
AFTERSCHOOL
WHEN XIAO YE TOKING TO SU IAN JOEY TEY ALL

i crept up from behind....


towards xiaoye's face....
and then...



................
....................
...........................................


.............

.........
I PUT MY HANDS INFRONT OF HER FACE AND WRIGGLE MY FINGERS AND SAY " KACUA KA CUA KACUA KA CUA!!"

XIAO YE GO "AAAAAAURGH!!!! den run behind chiang mei" yay!!!!
the end....
=)
ok la i go play maple liao......